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10 things to do at the dollar store:
1. play with the foam swords and hats.
2. if you find anything that is not a dollar yell "nothing makes sense any more!!!"
3. when you find the other non-dollar items, write on the sign "LIARS!!!"
4. open all the bubbles and blow them with a giant fan.
5. go up to the counter and ask the price of an item...15 times.
6. go to the counter and ask why it is the dollar store if when you buy one thing it is 1.07$
7. claim you have to try on all of the socks in the store to find the best one.
8. After you have found the best sock, making sure that there is one color of this kind, act angry that they don't carry a certain color and storm out of the store.
9. Grab one of the brooms and pretend to fly on it, zooming through the isles.
10. Introduce yourself to the cashier and go to the isles and pick a random item. Go back to this cashier and ask for the friends and family discount.

10 random holidays BBOORREEDD will or has celebrated.
1. Boxing Day
2. Funny Hat Day
3. Video game day
4. Charlie The Unicorn Day
5. Taco Day
6. The number two day... Celebrate what two has done for you!
7. Sound effects Day
8. Evil Glare Day
9. Giant hairy cabbages Day
10. Learn your ABC's Day... all 25 1\2 of them!

Animals we all know know and love... or hate.
1. Little bear the bear
2. Blue's Clues the dog
3. Barny the dinosaur
4. Dino the dinosaur
5. Scooby-Doo the dog
6. Tweety the bird
7. Charlie the Unicorn
8. Babe the pig
9. Porky the pig
10. Buckbeak the hippogriff

10 things to do in a full elevator
1. Fart in time to the elevator music.
2. Stare at someone until they back away.
3. Say to no one in particular, "My sock has a biiigggg whole in it."
4. At every stop, make a BING noise.
5. Press as many buttons as you can when you get in.
6. Once you have done so, at every floor stop hold the door and look for more people.
7. Strike up a random conversation... with yourself.
8. Talk to another person this time.... about a piece of moldy cheese you found under your bed.
9. Make random animal noises.
10. Sneeze, cough, and hiccup as loud as possible for as long as possible.

10 Things Bboorreedd.com staff members will never say
1. I have so much to do! How could you be bored?
2. Why did I bother to make this site?
3. No! I don't want want to go on the Internet!
4. We are purchasing a big buisnessy office building for BBOORREEDD staff
5. No more free membership- 5 bucks per month!
6. That is a ... nice joke (we will tell ya straight out- sorry)
7. BBOORREEDD is closed- get out... now.
8. Nudity and inappropriate sayings will now be tolerated on BBOORREEDD. (In case you didn't catch it- it wont happen. ever.)
9. Books have one purpose- fuel for fire.
10. Labelers are the worlds worst present! Who wants to label things for fun? (I actually consider it fun!)

Our first 10 games of my week
1. Kingdom hearts
2.Final Fantasy 10(X)
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